World Exclusive……………..

                                           
Hawick Pipe Bands very own Frank Furterfingers has announced his engagement this week to his long time girl friend Helga Snottermuncher, Helga a German Princess and future Queen of Rotwielinstien is delighted and just can’t wait until their big day in June next year. The Renwick News photographer Mr Anderson is to be in charge of all media coverage for this big event.

WHERE’S THE BIRD????????

Hawick Pipe Band has sent players all round the world to give people “the bird” so if some handsome strangers come up to you and ask you to pose for a photo ask yourself first, will I get “THE BIRD”. Here is our first victim Nickers from Gala who was photographed in Dover.

Piping tips by Botch.

Ooh ooh Mr Peevley, Mr Peevley I once remember Jonsey telling me that his pipes were so easy that you could blow them with your nose, ooh ooh I tried it at home and filled the bag with snotters.

Next Months Issue: 

                               "Innerleithen to be twinned with                                                        
                                 Captain Scott’s base in the Antarctic".

                               "D/M Grant Craig to receive a sense of humor                        

                                 For Christmas".

                                "Badger from Stirling to be gassed"

                                "Simon Bates one hour “our tune” special

                                 Entitled  “I used to walk with Shep”.

?The Renwick News October 2003 First Edition

The great John Noakes tells all to the R.N.

The stars were once again out in force at this years grab a granny awards, pictured right is the one and only Buff Ladylove. His natural John Merrick looks have earned him starring roles in many  flopbuster movies such as “Hemeroids from the deep,” “Timmy the warthog boy” and "Desperate Dan was my Father". The Renwick News would like to take this opportunity to wish buff all the best with his debut single “Every loser loses. 

And now the latest new thing to go live on the internet and you saw it here first on the Renwick News. We are pleased to announce the best online help for pipers of all ages, regardless of how experienced you are, and believe me you wont be able to get your hands on this kind of information anywhere else.

Piping tips by Botch:

Ooh ooh Mr Peevley,                                

Mr Peevley I think it is a good               

idea to blow up your bag                        

before striking your drones in.               

Next issue Botch tells how to                 

turn a pipe box into a five                      

                            Extra, Extra Read All About It…………….           

                                "In next months edition"                                    

       Magic Mirrors owner to Sue Tweedvale For Copyright        

                                  Read it all in the Renwick News  

                                    Letters to the Editor

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